The Unofficial Field Guide

Fictional survival notes for vampires, zombies, and other questionable company.

Fictional field notes for the delightfully doomed.

If your host says dinner is at midnight, ask whether you're on the guest list or the menu.

Pick the friend who remembers to charge the flashlight. Leave the person who says “I'll be right back” in charge of absolutely nothing.

If the creature returns your library book, reconsider who the real villain is. Check for tooth marks first.